For Sale

Yo yo, it's Tori Tizzle in the hizzle! What's happnenin y'alls?! OK, so sad news, I recently got let go from my job at Hooties. Big. Fat. Bummers!!! :( I didn't show up sober um, at work for a few days and I guess they frown on that. Subsequently homies, I'm in need of a few dollars. So I decided to sell my prized left handed vintage air guitar. Just needs some new strings and a good dusting. So hits me up if you're interested! It's for a good cause, you know? The T to the O to the R to the EEE Needs Some Cash Cause!

I'm IT!!

OK, so I've been tagged AGAIN! This time by my awesome sister Lindsey who is so awesome that words can't even describe how undeniably AWESOME she is!!!! OK, so, 6 unimportant things about myself, CAN YOU HANDLE IT WORLD?! I don't think you can!!!!

1 - I still use a nightlight.
2 - I painted my car to look like the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard.
3 - I recorded myself playing the entire Disney Enchanted soundtrack on the kazoo and sent it to a bunch of record executives. Still waiting to hear back...
4 - I'm really good at the kazoo
5 - Almost every type of food gives me the gassies. Seriously, like, everything. Pop Tarts, lunch meat, mac & cheese, kool-aid, you name it.
6 - I still haven't decided what I wants to be when I grow up, but I'm thinking either palm-reading,bull-fighting or Willy Wonka.

Alrighty, adios me ameegos! This is Tori-T, what it do, who it be!!

Pretty sweet, no?

She Works Hard for the MONEY!!! $$$

Yo yo yo!!! It's T-licious back atcha again! So get this homeslices: guess who is now gainfully employed, working part-time at the local Hooters? ME!!! Yeah, you heard me, I gots a job!! OK, it's not actually Hooters, it's a smaller subsidiary of Hooters, called Hooties. They're not quite as big as the regular chain, if you know what I'm saying. So come visit me at Hooties! Tuesday thru Wednesday during the lunch shift! HOLLA!!!!