Europe Vacation!

Hey hey party peoples!!! So, you've probs been wondering what I've been up to all summer, what with Timmy Tim in the clink and me being unemployed (again). And since my baby tattoo parlor hasn't really been all that hoppin, I decided to cash in my savings bonds and take a vacation!!! Yeah, I been backpacking through the Europes, they are so rad ya'll! OK, here's a few pics...don't be jealous!

Here's a pic of me going to the world famous Loo!

Ha ha, just kidding ya'll. This is me going to the REAL Loo. The Loo-vruh? However you say it, here it is!

I checked out some pretty fabulous art... may I present to you, the Tori Le-sa! Ha! Awesome.

Took a romantic gondola ride in Venice...

I marched in an Oktoberfest parade in Germany... glad my tuba skills could finally be put to good use!

Ha ha! I harassed the guards at Buckingham! I bet that never gets old!!!

The queen gave me a stern talking-to afterwards though... "Impersonating a royal official... ten-thousand pound fine... blah blah blah." Ten-thousand pounds of what old lady? You're not the boss of me!!!

It could happen to you...

Ok, you guyses, scary story. So, have you ever gone swimming at the public pool, and as you're putting your suit on, standing there in the dressing room, gathering up your towel and things, you happen to catch a glimpse over your shoulder, and with HORROR realize that right behind you, among all the other little kids and old ladies changing into thier swimsuits, that in FULL GLORY right there out in the open for everyone to see...

you almost forgot your sunglasses? YIKES, huh?

TTT

Whassup my peoples? I hope you all had a merry Independence Day! I know I sure did. I decided to do a good deed and volunteer to serve lunch at the prison. I just wanted to help those who are less fortunate celebrate our freedom and stuff. I think it really lifted their spirits.

Anyhoodiddlydoo, while I was there, I gots the most BRILLIANT idea! A tattoo parlor! For babies! Yeah, that's right. "Tori's Tattoos for Tots." I mean we already pierce their ears and stuff, so why the freak not? You've probably never heard of a baby tattoo parlor before, so I think I've got a big corner on the market. I don't actually have a "parlor" per se, so I'm just doing it out of my living room for now. Here's a pic of my first happy customer:


Once the crying and swelling stops, I think he's really going to love growing into those. Ok, well, if you're interested, you knows what to do! HOLLA!!!